imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food
When I was in preschool there was this really weird system of time-out where they’d put you in this giant plastic bucket sort of like this one:
And the rule was you couldn’t leave the bucket for ten minutes.
In case you didn’t know, I was what the teachers referred to as a…
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Yo this is the story all about how
my leaf got twist turned upside down
and I’d like to take a minute
meanin’ this ain’t fake
To tell you how I ‘came the mayor of a town by mistake
Who the hell invented the word “smexy” and what the fuck does the letter m in it even stand for
WHO DIDN’T PUT THEIR TRAY-TABLE UP?
The reason why the room was pink was because on black and white film, hues of red become dark shades of black. Pink is the perfect balance to give it that dark creepy grey.
A related fun fact: while old black and white film was under-sensitive to reds, it was correspondingly over-sensitive to greens. Actors whose characters were meant to have unnaturally pale complexions - like Morticia Addams - would often take advantage of this by wearing makeup with a green base tint in order to make their faces “pop”. This is where the modern trope of cartoon vampires having green skin comes from.
These are some fun fucking facts
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↳ 21 Jump Street (2012)
"You are under arrest. You have the right to remain silent! Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law! You have the right to an attorney! If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you. Do you understand these rights as they have been read to you? Fuck you, bitch!"
This is how I stayed alive my senior year
Adam Scott’s Scholarly Analysis Of “Ice Ice Baby” (x)