"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"
I know everyone is entitled to their own opinion and have differing views and whatnot but how the fuck do you not like dogs
i love being tight with teachers because you get to hear them talk shit about other teachers its so funny they all act like highschoolers except they get paid
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
One of these things is not like the others
One of these things is not quite the same
It’s the same, but different.
Can’t. Not. Reblog.
I don’t know what I was expecting, but it wasn’t that
how nerds dirty talk to each other
Here’s a little chair into which you can strap your kid and force them to watch you take a dump. Neat, huh?
my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow
I wanna be in that relationship were I can just do the stupidest shit. Like legit, dance in public with me, make faces at me, do accents with me, hell, make fun of my bad habits in a funny way. I don’t care, just have fun with me.
If you’re a girl you’re like…
If you’re a guy you’re like…
A+ gif use guys.