Finally got around to making Ruber’s wonderfully evil eyebrow action from “Quest for Camelot” into a gif. It still cracks me up.
good fucking lord
its doing the wave
so it was my brother’s thirteenth birthday today and he came home from school with this horror-struck expression on his face and came into my room and sort of just stood there
and i asked him “what’s wrong?”
and he said “MY GIRLFRIEND HUGGED ME AND SAID HAPPY BIRTHDAY”
and i was like “well that’s good isn’t it?”
and then he came closer and just whispered, really quietly “no you don’t understand i said happy birthday BACK”
im still laughing oH FUCK
Puppy told to ‘leave it’
that is legitimately the most adorable and the most obedient dog in the whole history of dogs.
I almost forgot my briefcase!
it contains important lab results
Never in my wildest dreams could I’ve dreamt up this scene.
I’m hiding naked in my closet because there are mattress delivery men in my bedroom and no one thought to tell me so I was just doing my naked thing after my shower and then I was very unceremoniously shoved into my closet and I don’t know how long I have to be here I don’t have snacks or anything
update: I found a chocolate bar on my shelf but also my phone battery is at 20% I feel like bear grylls
don’t you have clothes in your closet
I tried to shame him for eating all my shoes. I’m not sure what I expected
I just spent like 30 seconds straight trying to understand what was so special about “The unthe unthe uthe unhe un”
“The unthe unthe uthe unhe un”
why does that gif even exist
For that purpose.
Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning
listen up you motherfucker